Thursday 18 November 2010

TREVOR THE SPASTIC ANTELOPE

Trevor the spastic antelope
struggled down to the waterhole.
All he wanted was to be happy.
Some hope.
The other jungle animals
we’re very nice to Trevor,
they didn’t mock him or mistreat him.
They just didn’t want to be around him.
Yet Trev, so desperately wanted to be ‘normal’.
Why did it make such a big difference
if he had five legs?
two of which were twisted stumps?
People stroke animals, were just so heartless!
But then Trev, found the Spastic Animal Benevolent Group!
He went to a meeting.
Whilst explaining his plight
he burst into tears, much against his will;
but the consoling looks and sympathetic vibes
came flooding his way.
Even in the midst of his grief
he felt gratified.
Yes! Trevor the spastic antelope
for once felt it was ‘ok’, to be a spastic antelope!
Filled with this realisation
and not really concentrating
on his way home from the meeting he was hit,
by a speeding bison, and killed outright!
But! But! But!
But!
Even as he died
he had the consolation of knowing
it was OK!
to be, a spastic antelope.
OK!!!!!!!

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