COMING SOON! From
W O M B A T C L A S S I C S
W O M B A T C L A S S I C S
ADAM EVERYMAN
(A picaresque English Novel!)
by
HENRY PICARESQUE
Chapter One
In which our hero goes to the Jobcentre but it is shut, and
he has to come home again.
Chapter Two
In which our hero spends all day considering buying a washing
machine, but then remembers he can’t afford one.
Chapter Three
In which our hero takes back his library book.
Chapter Four
In which our hero has a bad back form sitting down too
much.
Chapter Five
In which our hero, combs his hair, quite a bit.
Chapter Six
In which our hero, (Yes! You guessed!) has a quiet wank.
Chapter Seven
Due to an industrial dispute at Wombat, chapter seven,
has been cancelled!
Chapter Eight
In which our hero, in his usual inconsequential manner, whilst
watching the alien invasion on t.v., is visited by her Majesty the
Queen! who whisks him off in her Lear jet to visit the seven
wonders of the world! (which the aliens are dissembling to
transport back to planet Zircon, where Lady Di has a love-nest
with her chauffeur, Ron!) all the while paying homage to our hero
for being so picaresque, in a picaresque sort of way!
Chapter Nine
In which our hero has a fag and contemplates infinity, for at
least ten minutes!
(A picaresque English Novel!)
by
HENRY PICARESQUE
Chapter One
In which our hero goes to the Jobcentre but it is shut, and
he has to come home again.
Chapter Two
In which our hero spends all day considering buying a washing
machine, but then remembers he can’t afford one.
Chapter Three
In which our hero takes back his library book.
Chapter Four
In which our hero has a bad back form sitting down too
much.
Chapter Five
In which our hero, combs his hair, quite a bit.
Chapter Six
In which our hero, (Yes! You guessed!) has a quiet wank.
Chapter Seven
Due to an industrial dispute at Wombat, chapter seven,
has been cancelled!
Chapter Eight
In which our hero, in his usual inconsequential manner, whilst
watching the alien invasion on t.v., is visited by her Majesty the
Queen! who whisks him off in her Lear jet to visit the seven
wonders of the world! (which the aliens are dissembling to
transport back to planet Zircon, where Lady Di has a love-nest
with her chauffeur, Ron!) all the while paying homage to our hero
for being so picaresque, in a picaresque sort of way!
Chapter Nine
In which our hero has a fag and contemplates infinity, for at
least ten minutes!
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