THE FEMININITY VIRUS

Big John Wayne is lecturing Edgar Allan Poe

about having a better posture,and a more positive attitude to life,
& while Poe sulks, and scuffs his toe,
Bluebeard’s in the backroom, doing something with bones.
(He’s probably sorting them into different categories.)
But the Mad Scientist, (you remember him?),
down in his underground bunker stroke lab,
is unaware of what Bluebeard is up to,
or Poe for that matter,
deafened by Wagner,
as he labours over his ‘creation’,
a giant multi-dimensional real stroke virtual PENIS!!!
that can only cum once, but when it does,
it will drown creation, in radio-active jizz!!! Ha,ha,ha!!!
He doesn’t notice, however, scuttling invisible
under the benches, of his dismal workplace,
a Lovecraftian – Horror – Entity!!!
A little hairy abortion, escaped from the repression dimension,
to spread the evil stink of unknown chaos & Kafka bug lunacy
amongst MEN.
Mere MEN.
Not desperate housewives,
MEN.
We’re talking MEN here!!!!

Those stern upholders of patriarchal domination,
grit & grimness.
Those iron expatriates of God’s green Kingdom.
Those bull fighting bravados of cockerel Kudos!!!!
controlling all with their machine like will,
calmly and soberly standing steadfast in the storm
of weak-willed feminine emotion and feeling,

I MEAN! JUST BECAUSE RICHARD DREYFUSS COULD
ONLY CRUSH A PAPER CUP
DOESN’T MEAN WE, WE, WILL SUCCUMB
TO THAT MOST EVIL THING EVER KNOWN TO MAN!
NO!!! IT WILL NEVER BE IN US.
THAT DAMNED FEMININITY VIRUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That touchy feely fabric softener rom-com evil
that would reveal to us
in all its painful reality
our lack of inner feeling literacy warmth & human empathy!
AAAAAAAAARRGGGGGH!!!!!!

Keep it back! Keep it away!
It will infect the inner male abbatior stroke abortion clinic,
with interior – fucking – design!!!
& then we’ve had it!
We cannot be!

Oh pity the loss of the ‘male’ man,
his letter addressed ‘masculine domination’,
can be delivered no more
& we, we drink the dregs,
as we skulk off into the night,
our tail, firmly, between our legs.